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Patrick is a character in House Party.

The only reason why Patrick is at the party is that he is the cousin of Ashley and Madison. He is completely drunk and carries a bottle of wine with him, which can be retrieved when you make either Madison or Frank beating him down. Being the "C-E-Bro" of made him both, rich and hated (for example by Rachael). As he has a very peaceful character, he is concerned about getting befriended with Rachael again.

Walkthrough Patrick (v.0.13.1)[]


Going for Patrick[]

Opportunities: "Patty's Striking Resemblance", "Get the Man Some Drugs!" & "Story Time with Patrick"[]

  • Get near to Patrick and Rachael.
  • Approach Patrick after the fight and hand over the painkillers.
  • Approach him again, ask about Rachael and tell that you have a lot of time.
  • You can either listen to he whole story or ask him to wrap it up; it doesn't make a difference in the progress.
  • Tell Patrick that "grease somebody's palm" means bribing another person (if you lie, Rachael will beat him down and he hates you for the rest of the night).
  • Agree to take care of Rachael.

Opportunities: "Genie in a Brahttle", "Hunt for Red's Thermos" & "Frankly I don't Trust you"[]

  • Approach Rachael and tell her that everything is cool.
  • Approach her again, ask whether she enjoys herself at the party and offer to talk to Frank.
  • Approach Frank and tell him your completely sober, why he steals from girls and that you can check the Thermos.
  • Hand over six bottles of alcohol and offer to sniff at the thermos.
    • Note: If you want to get Stephanie drunk to get her topless, don't give Frank the wine or chardonnay and only the 6 bottles of Natty Lite.
  • Go to the cabinet and smell at the Thermos (don't take it!).
  • Talk to Frank about the Thermos and lie that there is water inside (no benefit if telling the truth).
  • Hand over the Thermos to Rachael and tell her that you aren't afraid of Frank (Frank should not listen).

Opportunity: "Turnt Up"[]

  • Approach her again, ask how to make this party less lame-ass, that you love this wording and that this is the first party.
  • Tell Patrick that Rachael dislikes Madison's music selection.
  • Go upstairs and click on the MP3 Player hanging from the chandelier and "use with" the broom so that the MP3 Player drops down and you can take it.
    • Note: If you first try reaching for it without the broom, you'll increase your strength stamina.
    • Don't try to do this before talking to Patrick because this will make Rachael angry.
  • Approach Patrick, talk about that old-ass MP3 player and offer to solve the soundtrack situation.
  • Click on "use with" at the media dock in front of the TV (in the room where Frank sits) and plug in the MP3 player.
  • Approach Patrick and ask what kind of music this is.

Opportunity: "Cloud of Mystery"[]

  • Approach Rachael, tell her that Patrick of course not made you get closer to her and that you just want to make her night more enjoyable.
  • Tell Patrick that Rachael is a huge tree hugger and ask to describe the award.
  • Rummage the trash in the kitchen next to the fridge.
  • Open your inventory by pressing "I" and "peruse" the Money Makers Monthly.
  • Approach Patrick and tell him that he won the award for saving an entire village.
  • Approach Rachael and hand over the Money Makers Monthly.
  • Tell Patrick that you've shown the magazine to Rachael and that he shouldn't give up on her.
  • Wait for Patrick to get behind the pavilion and get close to him.
  • Tell him that this is a good looking fuckpole, ask where he is getting at and and decide to either blow him or talk thin through jerking off.
    • As of now, blowing him has no animation and results in bugs.
    • When decided to talk him down his jerking off, select the following options:
      • Alright, lets do this.
      • I sure am, you grubby, disgusting duck-hole!
      • Your dick is the smallest dick I've ever seen!
      • The only reason for you being here is your sexy cousins.
      • You will never know the love of another person!
      • Erm, aborted as a ch-no, fuck that's too dark...
      • Shit I can't think of any more!
      • You're the reason we can't be on Twitch.
  • After that you will get the key and can open the briefcase.

Opportunity: "Patty's Striking Resemblance." Achievement: "A Striking Resemblance"[]

  • Open the briefcase and converse with Compubrah.
  • Talk with Patrick and give him back the briefcase.
  • Follow Patrick and listen to his conversation with Rachel.


During idle dialog, Patrick might sing his "brahsion" of the beginning of Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar) by Rehab